English Premier League 2015/2016

Chelsea are absolute shit and so is Mourinho. They have limitless cash and their striking force is a guy who is either injured, banned or when he's on he either scores or spends 92 minutes having a dirty fight with the opposition center half. Clear lack of quality in that area and he goes out and buys Falcao, Falcao after the season he had at Manchester United. Before that he brought back 72 year old Drogba. Manchester City have at least 3 times the squad Chelsea have quality wise and I'm scared shitless they might go unbeaten.

Agreed, but at the end of the day I'd rather have Chelsea's starting XI than Man City's.

Swans beat manure, Nice weekend this has been.

Well after 4 games and first international brake, only one team (Manchester City) from all top teams has done better then us. Its not bad, but the 2 stolen points from Pool game are painful even more now.

City adding Bruyne, Sterling, Otamendi, Delph on top of all ready great team, not loosing any good player and in that process spend £150 mil shows EPL will move to La Liga model, no one other then Chelsea can compete with it, not even MU.

Ix let this be a lesson. Never argue with me on football related matters. I am superior.

Five games 4 points for mighty Morinho!!! I hate what he represent not just in football but in society too, hope he never recover from this!

Ix let this be a lesson. Never argue with me on football related matters. I am superior.

I'd still rather have Chelsea's team over Man City's. Mourinho is the problem.

Would be great if Mourinho was founded dead face down in a skip

One can only dream

Although I have to say I find it erotic that Chelsea is starting to limp as soon as Fabregas got his #10 position back. What a clown.

Chelsea's problems were there to see in the 2nd half of their last season. Their defense started to look a bit shaky, in midfield Cesc started to regress worryingly fast, the likes of Oscar and Willian were clearly not good enough and their superstar lacked in character what he had in talent. Hazard was and is not ready to become a leader on the pitch despite being brilliant at football. Their strike force was also bad despite everyone worshiping Costa. For one he turned out to be as injury prone as Diaby, probably because he's about 32 years old. Secondly he is 32 years old and third he doesn't have the character to be a consistent top class footballer. His a dirty player who most of the time is more concerned about getting back or provoking his opponent rather then playing well. And if he tried to play well and things won't go for him in first couple of attempts, you can forget about him producing in that particular game. Even their brilliant goalkeeper who really is a top top class keeper had problems. He didn't look as confident and made errors. To say it shortly Jose didn't address any of those issues. He did try to sign Pedro but it's not enough. Their season looks like the one United had after SAF left. He managed to make them the champions but in reality that squad was piss poor, same can be said about Chelsea. Sure if you look at some of their individuals they're top class but as a team it's not good enough.

His a dirty player who most of the time is more concerned about getting back or provoking his opponent rather then playing well. And if he tried to play well and things won't go for him in first couple of attempts, you can forget about him producing in that particular game.

Otherwise known as 'killer instinct'.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/11864969/Chelsea-ban-player-banter-in-bid-to-save-their-season.html

This is great banter, and Chelsea players cant laugh on it !!!!!

Psv stoke? That was a nasty tackle on shaw. Sucks for utd and shaw. Hate to see anyone suffer horrific injuries like that.

Yeah, was awful, Arsenal fans have seen way to much of this tackles.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/34328940

Sign Her !

Whatever ups and downs we have this season, one thing is sure, Morinho is here to cheer us! ( dont think for long now)

Chelsea 1 : 3 Southampton

Edit: Morinho "I am not running away. If the club wants to sack me, they have to sack me. I am more than convinced we will finish in top four...."

Hahahahahahahaha

Closer to Mourinho being found dead in a ditch, lads

Mourinho gone by December?

I dunno if they fire him in December, this time Benitez is not available to clean the mess after him. Plus Morinho love this its positive-negative experience for him.

Pretty close to that first place so far... Considering we already played Chelsea Liverpool and United, we're doing quite alright if I do say so myself.

Oh boy Roger is down !!! Will Morinho follow, or will the Russian roulette be favorable for the Portuguese !!!!!!!!!!

Find out in the next episode of EPL Drama Queens !

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