Mind your own business! What other clubs are doing in the market

Christ they need another striker then. You can't only have Icardi and the rat-tail geezer as your only striking options.

Actually I think they're playing Icardi in the #10 position, they have a weird setup. They mix the 4-3-1-2 with a 3-5-2 as well. When Podolski was there I think he usually played as the left-hand striker but drifted wide.

I have only seen a handful of Inter games last season though.

Arda Turan to Barca.

Yannick Ferreira-Carrasco (Atlético Madrid)

Alderweireld ? (Or is there a no-T******* talking rule here ? ; ))

(Also, it's Xherdan Shaqiri)

Yannick Ferreira-Carrasco (Atlético Madrid)Alderweireld ? (Or is there a no-T******* talking rule here ? ; ))(Also, it's Xherdan Shaqiri)

Wouldn't call Carrasco or Alderweild high profile transfers. Will fix Shaqiri!

Shaqiri has apparently completely ignored Stoke hahaha

Shaqiri has apparently completely ignored Stoke hahaha

What? I thought it was a done deal? Lol @ Stoke.

Schweinsteiger to United

Schneiderlin to Arsenal once Southampton shit the bed and realise no-one wants to sign him anymore and we get him for 6m on deadline day

Does anyone know what the hell is going on with Raheem Sterling? His transfer saga is getting boring now. Where do you think he'll end up?

Does anyone know what the hell is going on with Raheem Sterling? His transfer saga is getting boring now. Where do you think he'll end up?

He's going City.

Sterling to Man City confirmed (apparently). Deal worth £49m (inc. add ons), subject to medical/personal terms.

Ridiculous amount of money for the lad.

A good deal for all parties involved imo. Sterling has great potential and will be worth that price-tag in a few years. He's going to be surrounded by players such as Silva & Agüero whilst having an actual decent manager in Pellegrini looking after him.

49 million for Sterling.

Top kek.

Schneiderlin to United

Schweinsteiger and now Schneiderlin? JEEEESUS

If you know any of the transfer fees let me know...I can't keep up. ;)

For Man Utd, I suppose it's Blind at left back, then Carrick/Schneiderlin/Schweinsteiger battle it out for two central positions. Rooney in the #10, Depay on the left wing.

Where players like Mata, Di Maria, Herrera and Fellaini will play, only Van Gaal knows. Maybe push Rooney to lone striker and have either of those players as the #10 behind him? Who else would be striker? Quisling cunt is gone, and they sold their best striker to us last summer (lol).

That's all presuming Van Gaal goes for a 4-2-3-1, which to be fair isn't really his cuppa. But maybe he's finally learned that the Premier League isn't quite ready for exotic shapes yet.

My gut feeling is that United will still disappoint. Didn't expect the Schweinsteiger deal though, and certainly didn't expect both.

http://newsthump.com/2015/07/13/raheem-sterling-transfer-replaces-hatton-garden-raid-as-britains-biggest-robbery/

Top bants. "Banti Cazorla", if you will.

Fabian Delph to Man Cunty. They're building their own British Core™, but theirs is full of overhyped twats.

United will probably line up like: De Gea; Darmian, Evans, Rojo, Shaw; Schweinsteiger, Schneiderlin; Di Maria, Mata, Depay; Rooney

imo

United will probably line up like: De Gea; Darmian, Evans, Rojo, Shaw; Schweinsteiger, Schneiderlin; Di Maria, Mata, Depay; Rooneyimo

You think he's going for a 4-2-3-1? Sounds like the best option, and therefore not very Van Gaal. Also, I'd bet he plays Blind at left back over fatso Shaw. Evans is on his way out as well. If I was in charge of Man Utd, I'd get my hands on a striker like Icardi, Griezmann, Cavani or Lacazette and go:

De Gea
Darmian, Jones, Rojo, Blind
Schneiderlin, Herrera
Di Maria, Rooney, Depay
[new striker]

But Van Gaal will end up experimenting again, and end up in 6th place.