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I'm Herbert Chapman, ask me anything!
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Grandfather of Arsenal. Won shitloads. 1934 was a sucky year. Disappointed in the decision to move stadium, as I'm now forever condemned to haunt a block of flats. Let's be honest, it's common knowledge that ghosts are bound to a place, so the board made a huge mistake there.
Although I must admit there are some fine babes living in my stadium, so it's not exactly hell.
Ask me anything!
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What DM do you think Arsenal should sign?
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I'm basically a poltergeist so I'm not that up to speed on transfer targets, but I like the look of Bielik. He's a huge fucker.
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David Jack, or Jack Wilshere? #MostLikelyToSubsequentlyHauntHighbury
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Big ups to my man David Jack, we go haunting together sometimes. This one time, as a joke, we switched out some paperwork in Arsene's office, and he ended up signing Pascal Cygan instead of fat Ronaldo. It was hilarious.
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Are you jealous of Arsene Wenger? ;)
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Hello, I have seven major titles, I completely reinvented the game, and I banged north London sluts left right and centre, all while obliterated on Absinthe. Wenger ain't got nothing on the Herbmeister.
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What was it like playing for Tottenham from 1905 to 1907?
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Totten-who?
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Tell me what you think of Stoke.
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In my day they were a mediocre mid-table second division rugby team. Oh no sorry, that's today.
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Are the ITK rumours correct that you cursed Wenger, disabling him from ever being able to operate a zip?
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The zip thing is funny, it's actually an old curse made in 1889 when David Danskin accidentally punched a sorcerer in the face during half-time against Nottingham Forest.
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Why is Januzaj built like a lady boy?
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Thanks for asking. Januzaj comes from a long line of hermaphrodites, so he has probably not inherited the more masculine part of the gene pool.
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Is it true that you were an instrumental figure in ending WWI?
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For legal reasons I'm not allowed to say, but here is a picture of me towards the end of the war. Draw your own conclusions.
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