José Mourinho says the darnedest things

It is up to us to try and win [the title] even without the big investments

This was said after spending £237m since his comeback to Chelsea. Granted, the net spend isn't that high, but only because Chelsea have hoarded talent for hundreds of millions for a decade, and are now beginning to sell those assets off.

Mouron rating: 5/10

You know, [Arsenal] like to cry. That's tradition.

I'm the one who gave [Terry] a chance at Chelsea

John Terry played roughly 170 games for Chelsea before Mourinho arrived in 2004.

Mouron rating: 7/10

The board has worked so well over the years in making money with sales

Making money? That implies a net profit. Since 2004, Chelsea are £500m in the red.

Mouron rating: 10/10

All of [our rivals], they are buying the title

No comment.

Mouron rating: 417/10

Party at my gaff when Mourinho dies

You love hating that man. I just don't pay attention. Attention is what he craves. He's a lowlife and doesn't deserve any attention. Best to just completely ignore.

You love hating that man. I just don't pay attention. Attention is what he craves. He's a lowlife and doesn't deserve any attention. Best to just completely ignore.

Coming from someone who makes a living on this forum of hating one of our players.

https://twitter.com/SimenZhor/status/635771397713829888

People love to see Chelsea losing

Mouron rating: 0/10

Coming from someone who makes a living on this forum of hating one of our players.

I don't hate Ozil, but I am very critical of him. And the reason I'm frustrated about him is because I have to watch him. And I can see that we'd play better without him.

With Mourinho - I don't have to watch or listen to him, and I don't. So, I absolutely don't pay attention to him. I just despise him.