The almighty 2016-2017 summer transfer window thread

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Where the hell are all the threads?

Where the hell are all the threads?

No one is posting any. They only stay on the front page for 30 days.

Italian media saying Juve is going for Alexis, worth 55 mil euros!

We wouldn't even accept 55 mil pounds. Juve should concentrate on signing expired players from La Liga and Premier League.

Arsenal needs to put an end to all these rumors that their players are going to get poached. Especially at these ridiculous valuations. Just put an astronomical price tag on each of them.

Juve are such cheap cunts they'll probably offer about 50p and a pack of haribos

Guys MU got Ibra! Panic people Panic! Quick call for Arsene to sign Messi as response.

Ibra is a fraud and an old one at that... Even worse signing than Falcao.

Ibra is a fraud and an old one at that... Even worse signing than Falcao.

He'll easily score 25+ goals next season.

18 goals in the League I reckon, that'll be a decent return

Oh how I'll laugh at the end of this...

What about arsenals big signing? Some Japanese guy is going to take the Prem by storm!

Because of poodris on 39t we can't sign young players now? Chill the fuck out the man clearly said he's one for the future. Drama queens....

It's the same bullshit that we see every year. The competition is all trying to improve.

Meanwhile, the senile old fool sits in his ivory tower twiddling his thumbs while weaving yet another web of bullshit excuses for not even trying to win.

I'd be more than happy for that arrogant French pig to prove me wrong and actually do some business, but I don't think that will be happening any time soon.

We signed Xhaka. Transfer window is still open. Stop spreading your negativity, we understand you cry yourself to sleep at nights. WE GET IT. THANK YOU.

Sign a player at a position that already has 3 starters. That's business. Meanwhile, detritus like Walcott is handed a spot on the 1st team because they are unwilling to address the gaping holes in the squad.

Xhaka is going to be their only signing. They thought they had Vardy in the bag, and didn't even bother to think of any contingencies. Typical.

Also, I'd anyone is spreading negativity here, it's you, with your habit of engaging in personal attacks on any non-moderator you disagree with.

It's the same bullshit that we see every year. The competition is all trying to improve. Meanwhile, the senile old fool sits in his ivory tower twiddling his thumbs while weaving yet another web of bullshit excuses for not even trying to win. I'd be more than happy for that arrogant French pig to prove me wrong and actually do some business, but I don't think that will be happening any time soon.

Ok....

Looool didn't know Gordon Ramsay was an Arsenal fan