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Ix Techau Evil Mastermind 14,278 pts

Things that annoy you in football, a.k.a the 'AM I GOING CRAZY??' thread

Posted by Ix Techau over 9 years ago · 13 replies

This thread is for the minority to air their frustration at popular opinions of the majority. I'll start:

It annoys the shit out of me when people describe Diego Costa as having "killer instinct" and Giroud as being a clumsy flop when the latter has better stats in almost every single attribute. The whole "killer instincts" thing is a result of appearance. If Costa looked like Giroud, and vice versa, no one would describe Costa as having "killer instinct". Am I going crazy??

13 Comments

Praxeum Slappin Da Bass Monn 1,141 pts
Posted over 9 years ago by Praxeum

When hipsters list 'Broken Flowers' as their favourite film they can tell you all the details as to why the script is great, why Bill Murray is a legend, why the cinematography is technically masterful...but then you sit down to watch it and realise it's absolute crap. The football hipsters (and tabloid journos who want to appear to know more about football than they actually do) keep telling us Mesut Ozil is great in theory, like some obscure hipster movie. But is he really that great in practice? I'm beginning to think no.

Morleys Mesut Özil > You and your mum, chief 4,431 pts
Posted over 9 years ago by Morleys
  • People who don't rate Mesut Özil
  • People who think Ramsey & Wilshere can play together
  • People who defend Wenger no matter what happens
Patron Experiences frequent chest pains from watching Arsenal 5 pts
Posted over 9 years ago by Patron

full kit wankers. esp if it's a barcelona/real madrid kit

Mani 72 pts
Posted over 9 years ago by Mani

It annoys me when Arsenal fans jump at each other's throats when they're in disagreement over players/matches/what-have-you, even with/despite cold hard facts to back them up/disprove their point. QUIT BICKERING, YA SISSIES.

Omglol 3,323 pts
Posted over 9 years ago by Omglol

Jose Mourinho.

and

  • People who think Ramsey & Wilshere can't play together
  • We never replaced Vieira crap line
  • Overreacting for player been shit/best after one game
Morleys Mesut Özil > You and your mum, chief 4,431 pts
Posted over 9 years ago by Morleys

We didn't replace Gilberto, Ramsey is the closest player we've had since Paddy V in terms of play style. (If you exclude Diaby).

Morleys Mesut Özil > You and your mum, chief 4,431 pts
Posted over 9 years ago by Morleys

Although the never replaced Vieira line could also be that we've never had a good captain since he retired.

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