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VA10 Football God 4,806 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by VA10

They don't have the best goalie in the world. Matic and Cesc have been horse shit until now and Cesc will continue throughout the season, maybe Matic comes back I'm not buying into the Hazard hype and no one knows what Pedro will do. Diego Costa is shit

City

Their defensive line seems to be working, Kompany is in form Zabaleta Yaya Toure David Silva Sterling Aguero and they might get De Bryune. Also they beat the shit out of Chelsea a week ago. 3-0.

Ix Techau Evil Mastermind 14,278 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by Ix Techau

It's so obvious what Mourinho is trying to do. He wants Pogba and Matic in a double pivot, Fabregas moved up to his preferred #10 position, Hazard and Pedro on the flanks and the psycho lunatic rapist-looking motherfucker Diego Costa spearheading. Tell me that team isn't fucking awesome.

Ix Techau Evil Mastermind 14,278 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by Ix Techau

Getting Pogba won't be that easy but if they get him of course he improves their squad a lot! But you said about their current squad. They're not even that good.

We must be looking at two different teams. As much as despise Cunt Snakregas, he was an assist machine for them last season, and would likely become better in his favoured #10 position. Matic is a beast, Pogba is amazing. Diego Costa is a murderous cunt, but still one of the top ten strikers in the world. Hazard is world class, Pedro likewise.

So their midfield and forward line is ridiculous. Then add Courtois in goal, Azpilicueta on the left. Ivanovic doesn't look like much but he is arguable the most solid right-back in the league. In the middle you have Ku-Klux Terry, which, despite being a massive racist cunt, is still a great centre-back.

Now add Stones to that equation and no matter how much you hate Chelsea you must admit that is borderline dream team stuff, almost like someone with infinite money on FIFA15 putting together a super team for fun.

poodris 2,818 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by poodris

Pogba should join chelsea. He would take that team to the next level, and receive way more glory and credit winning a treble in london over barcelona or paris.

either transfer to chelsea or stay with the old lady

VA10 Football God 4,806 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by VA10

Pogba is not their player. As things stand they are not that good. I'd take City's squad over them.

Kompany is on form. Toure is on form. Silva is on form. Aguero is on form. On top of that they have Sterling and Navas who also started playing well (they'll be getting KDB soon) Nasri was quality when he came on. They're squad is the most balanced and shits over Chelsea in any department.

Ix Techau Evil Mastermind 14,278 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by Ix Techau

Kompany is on form.

Kompany is awful, unreliable and a twonk. I'd rather have Djourou.

Silva is on form.

Easily the most overrated player in the league.

They're squad is the most balanced and shits over Chelsea in any department.

Not a chance. Man City is a team full of very similar players that offer no flair except for through Aguero (when he's fit enough to last more than 20 minutes in a game). And they have a manager that defines boring. Say what you want about Mourinho, but at least his team is alright to watch. I dare anyone to last ten minutes watching Man City play, it's the most boring football on the planet.

Omglol 3,323 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by Omglol

Kompany is awful, unreliable and a twonk. I'd rather have Djourou.Easily the most overrated player in the league.Not a chance. Man City is a team full of very similar players that offer no flair except for through Aguero (when he's fit enough to last more than 20 minutes in a game). And they have a manager that defines boring. Say what you want about Mourinho, but at least his team is alright to watch. I dare anyone to last ten minutes watching Man City play, it's the most boring football on the planet.

Morinho team alright to watch ????? But Pelegrini attacking football is not ???? What is this ?? Are there some huge cosmic changes that interfere with your perception IX ?

Ix Techau Evil Mastermind 14,278 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by Ix Techau

Morinho team alright to watch ?????

Key word alright. Not good. Not great. Just alright.

But Pelegrini attacking football is not ????

Have you ever watched a Man City game? No, because you fell asleep ten minutes after kick-off. Man City is a MOTD-team, they look great in highlights.

Are there some huge cosmic changes that interfere with your perception IX ?

Well there was a dimensional portal that opened up in my bedroom 18 days ago and mind-altering creatures dragged me through and I spent 10,000 years fighting their final boss Bolrog on a spaceship travelling twice the speed as light to warp the perception of time, but I don't see how that has anything to do with this.

Morleys Mesut Özil > You and your mum, chief 4,431 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by Morleys

I love watching City. Apart from Arsenal they're the only team I look forward to watching to on the weekends.

Ix Techau Evil Mastermind 14,278 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by Ix Techau

Chelsea lose at home to Crystal Palace even though they started their strongest possible XI. Liverpool lost 3-0 to West Ham. Tottenham will most likely lose to Everton. Today was a good day.

Man City with another boring win. They're like a machine: excellent but soulless.

Morleys Mesut Özil > You and your mum, chief 4,431 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by Morleys

Mourinho to resign either during or at the end of the season after City walk it by 10+ points

Omglol 3,323 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by Omglol

I must admit Chelsea were fun to watch today (for last 20 min)

3 days to go for summer transfer window.

When de bruyne get official will bring MC spending to 150 mil pound This world is going crazy, we need socialism to rise and took over.

VA10 Football God 4,806 pts
Posted over 8 years ago by VA10

Chelsea are absolute shit and so is Mourinho. They have limitless cash and their striking force is a guy who is either injured, banned or when he's on he either scores or spends 92 minutes having a dirty fight with the opposition center half. Clear lack of quality in that area and he goes out and buys Falcao, Falcao after the season he had at Manchester United. Before that he brought back 72 year old Drogba. Manchester City have at least 3 times the squad Chelsea have quality wise and I'm scared shitless they might go unbeaten.

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